Javali – My new Portuguese word. I must say I never thought I’d write a post about wild boar. Well they paid me a visit last night and uprooted a fair few metres of land. It’s not an area I’m particularly bothered about, but if they did it to one place, then there is a good chance they will visit again and do similar in others areas I’m more concerned about. There is shooting that goes on around my area, and I suspect that it’s these nuisance creatures that are the victim to a bullet in the head. Sorry, I’ve got no sympathy for you wild boar and at least, you’ll provide for the BBQ.
Having had this problem of the natural world, I now have a couple of thoughts. One is on personal safety, and the other, a means of keeping the wretched created at bay.
As these not so friendly pieces of pork pie do the damage they do, perhaps I’ve had a change of heart and not think, live and let live on this occasion. Given that, perhaps I’ll source a machine gun, plenty of ammunition and then sit on my veranda equipped with a heat come and motion detector wired to high power search lights. When all sets off, exterminate the none human blighters en masse.
On the issue of personal safety, I shall contemplate lessons in the art of bull fighting and becoming a certified Matador